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  - "I want a man with a tatoo on his dick."

  - Must be heard.

  - "It's time for me to bend over and receive my destiny."

  - "He blows alright, he blows big time."

  - "Hi, my name is blueballs, please stick that meat stick right up my ass."

  - Got to be heard.

  - "I put on womens clothing and hang around in bars." Part of a Monty Python song.

  - "Ah shut up. Stop acting like a fag choir boy."

  - "What would a jizz gargling, cum drunk fairy like you do with a pretty girl?"

  - "All this time I thought you just liked fucking and beating up little boys."

  - ***** 5 Stars. Must be heard!

  - "If you've got a big thirst and you're gay, reach for a tall bottle of Schmidts Gay."

  - "The following people are gay..."

  - Sam Kinison, Must be heard.

  - "I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals Flaaaammmmming."

  - "I was a 205 pound black man..., now I'm a 110 pound white woman."

  - "You ever get butt fucked? It only hurts the first time."

  - Got to be heard.

  - "OK faggot, what's next?"

  - Homer being Politically Correct.

  - "The queers delight."

  - "He's going to wind up with somebodies cock in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson."

  - From Rocky Horror Picture Show.

  - "Those men wanted to have sex with me."